They refused to let the man loose
He had taught martial arts to a moose
When told to attack
It wouldn't stop or turn back
Survivors want him hung from a noose
There once was an electrician
He went on a trip for fishin'
The fish had a goal:
Impale him with his pole
They succeeded in their mission
As a man walked along it would seem
That he'd not get crushed by a beam
When it crushed his head
He ended up dead
Too bad for him it was no dream
There once was a man named Jar
He had an incredible scare
He awoke with a jump
To find a big lump
On his head where he used to have hair
See Jar was no simple man
He avoided the garbage can
He searched all day
In a pile of hay
Until he located some ham
This ham was no little meat
It had an incredible feat
Radioactivity
Went through his kidney
His body it started to eat
There once was an aborigine
And for many miles he could see
Threw his boomerang
At Jimmy, who sang
And cut him into pieces three