There once was a man full of strife
His shaking hand reached for his knife
He clenched his fist
Then slit his wrist
And that was the end of his life
Those words started it all. The dream: to create 101 violent limericks then publish them as the cleverly titled book "Violent Limericks." This site was created to showcase our work until we have enough decent material to publish. As you can probably see above, we attempt to create humor through graphic violence rather than ribaldry. Hope you enjoy it.
A.F.Q. - Answers to Fake Questions
Q. Why are your limericks so violent?
A. Because we're homocidal sociopaths it's funny. If you don't think so, so this site definitely isn't for you.
Q. I think that [insert name of hilarious limerick here] is really offensive. Can you remove it?
A. Absolutely!*
Q. Will you post my violent limerick?
A. We probably won't, but feel free to post it in the messageboard.
Q. What's up with the strange, obscure ".co.nr" domain name?
A. The .nr is the country code top level domain for the Republic of Nauru. We have such a domain because it was graciously supplied by CO.NR: Free Domain Name.
Q. Who does your hosting?
A. This website is hosted by 50webs.com. You get unlimited bandwidth and 60 megs of online space for only $0.00! With no ads!
Q. I have a real question. How can I get it to you?
A. Smoke signals.* Or, I hear the messageboard works pretty well.
* Not really.